David A
Do not make fun of his hair-----EVER (this ends the loop immediately)

Jason P
Do not use the name Jerry Pitts----EVER (this ends the loop immediately)

Roger S
Do not use the term Roger Lecroy---EVER (this ends the loop immediately)

Kyle H
Do not use the phrase "Grapes and $*it"---EVER
Do not talk about Moving Sheds or Buying Property

Duane Lee
Do not mention the word Carburetor

Sam Wright (now comes the emancipation proclamation)
1) Do not mention anything about Sam's boss
2) Do not mention anything about Sam's wife
3) Do not use the term "sexual harassment" and Sam in the same sentence
4) Do not move, or alter the "Cc:" and "To:" list in any fashion
5) Do not bring up the subject of "the supper cube"
6) Do not bring up Sam's age
7) Do not make fun of Sam's creative method of Spelling

MORE SAM RULES ADDED BY ROGER @ 3:03 PM on April 4, 2000
Sam has a couple of more things you can't talk about:
1) Sam's mother-in-law
2) Sam's Mazaretti
3) Marty Boyd
4) Sam's impression of bacon frying
5) Red lights on telephones
6) Relatives selling Amway

MORE SAM RULES ADDED BY LARRY @ 3:41 PM on April 4, 2000
More things you can't talk about:
You forgot the trust fund, and the conditions attached to it.

MORE SAM RULES ADDED BY ROGER @ 3:42 PM on April 26, 2001
Do not mention having a "Tube up...someplace"
 

David W
Do not mention Basketball with Sam
Do not mention moving

Larry W
Unknown at this time

Bill H
Do not make Bill upset (this will end you up on a web page)

Alison P (formally S)
She gets upset no matter what you say

Jim L
Do NOT raise his blood pressure
Do not mention the "nine days of pay" or the word "Union". 
Do not start saying "look for the Union lable" (see above rule)