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Here
is a suggested title for Duane's autosignature:
HIS MOST
EXCELLENT IMPERIAL
MAJESTY, DUANE, BY THE GRACE OF GOD, THE
EXALTED
AND HAILED EMPEROR
OF THE UNIVERSE, DEFENDER OF THE FAITH,
GRAND
MASTER OF THE ORDER OF
THE KNIGHTS TEMPLARS, AUTOCRAT OF ALL THE RUSSIAS, EXHALTED HIGH PRIEST
OF THE ORDEUR DEVIANTE, PRETENDER TO THE CHRYSANTHEMUM THRONE, LORD
COMMANDER
OF THE POUFTER LEGION, LIVING AVATAR OF LAME RETIONALIZATION, PRINCE OF
FUBAR, LION OF JUDAH, ASCENDANT TO THE PEACOCK THRONE, SUPREME
COMMANDER
IN CHIEF OF THE TONTONS MACOUTES, DOMINAR OF HAIR CARE PRODUCTS,
IMPERIAL
WIZARD AND PRESIDENT FOR LIFE OF
THE BOEING
COMPANY, A SUBSIDIARY
OF MCDONNELL DOUGLAS. |
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